My Message to "Wesley Million Dollar Virgin" - Marc Augustine Blog
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My Message to “Wesley Million Dollar Virgin”

Anyone reading this that knows “Wesley Million Dollar Virgin” please share this letter with him. I really need him to read this.

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Westley, If you are reading this I hope you understand and I hope you really take this seriously. You say you want to help Entrepreneurs….. or any human who is willing to fuck over some money in hopes to magically change their life.

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Brother listen…. we are both young black men. You clearly have more money than me. I have seen all your cars, every inch of your muscular sexy chocolate body, and the model in the front seat of your car while screaming at your iPhone.

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I understand that you live a better life than I do, and I also saw you in Forbes magazine so you must be an expert in something about money. This is not the main reason I am writing to you and I will get to that in a second but how much does the PR company of an up and coming “Thought Leader” like yourself have to pay to be covered in Forbes? I heard its around $7500.. Anyway…Let me get to the real reason I came to write this.

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I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP WESLEY

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Listen, I made THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY FUCKING LIFE and I NEED YOUR HELP.

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I made the mistake and CLICKED ONE OF YOUR FUCKING ADS AND NOW YOU won’t LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. You help me and I’ll help you. STOP FOLLOWING ME ALL OVER THE FUCKING INTERNET. I AM SORRY FOR CLICKING ONE OF YOUR ADS BUT I AM NOT GOING TO BUY YOUR SHIT. And I will be helping you by saving you on that ad spend brother. Target matters and increase those margins to lease more cars. But Start with leaving me the fuck alone.

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Sincerely and with much respect,
Marc Augustine

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